2006 Citroen C2 VTS

Ceci n’est pas une baguette.

As fun as this silly little thing is, I’m not really driving it much and I’m going to be in Japan for at least three out of the next six months, so its kinda pointless hanging onto it.
For the uninitiated, the C2 VTS is the ‘good one’ of the C2 range, with the spritely little 16V 1600cc engine and proper close ratio manual.
Handles pretty well for what it is, which is a cheap, lightweight city car. Has certainly made my backstreet commute more entertaining.
Nothing like a cheeky bit o’ deliberate lift off oversteer through the ‘burbs to frighten the knickers off nanna coming the other way in her i30.
I am a deliquent, and need this thing taken away from me.
Just ticked over 100 thou with full service history from new.
Heaps of reciepts, quality Advan tyres, and doesn’t smell like Gauloises, garlic or onions. Someone actually looked after it.
Cosmetically, its not perfect up close.
A few carpark dings and scratches.
But the paint is fundamentally good, no clearcoat peel at all.
Its an 8/10.
Worst bit is someone seems to have dropped something on the A pillar above the mirror.
None of it bothers me at all, It is what it is, and priced accordingly.
Interior is great. No rips in the seats, carpet is good, has OEM fitted mats.
Stereo goes ok. Doesn’t have BTA, annoyingly… But you can get a unit from a later model ex-UK for peanuts, and slap it in.
Aircon is stupid cold.
$3600 with rego until February next year, and a full tank o’ juice.
Croissant key ring and casually racist costume included.
In Brissy, can freight it.